New way to delay

So I had to pee. But that’s not good enough. So had to wait a few minutes. Then second scan says I have too much gas.

“Mr. Holsten, do you think you could relieve it in the table?”
“Nope.”

So after walking down the hall in my miniskirt gown a few burps. Back on the table and zap zap. As I write this I’m on the Marta. Guess who is farting up a storm on the Marta?

9 down 19 to go.